A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a
>busy
> >lunchtime
> >
> > They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit
>complete
> >with pager. As they waited patiently, the little boy said loudly,
>"Gee,
> >she's fat!"
> >
> > The mother bent down and whispered in the little boys ear to be
> >quiet.
> >
> > A couple of minutes passed by and the little boy spread his
>hands as
> >far as they would go and announced; "I'll bet her butt is this wide!"
> >
> > The fat woman turns around and glares at the little boy. The
>mother
> >gave him a good telling off, and told him to be quiet. After a brief
>lull,
> >the large woman reached the front of the line. Just then her pager
>begin to
> >emit a beep, beep, beep.
> >
> > The little boy yells out, "Run for your life, she's backing
>up> >!!"