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 2 Jul 2007, 06:47 AM
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 Advanced Member  Group: Members Posts: 195 Joined: 8-October 05 From: Beautiful Sydney, Australia Member No.: 455 Zodiac Sign:  Gender:   |
Occassionaly I get one that makes me smile. Here is the latest:
Ears A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she Had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming." He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears." Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere. How can you think that the best part of me is my ears? Clearing his throat, he stammered .... "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming.... that was me." -------------------- "The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity" - Yeats |
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2 Jul 2007, 07:07 AM
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 Administrator  Group: Admin Posts: 118175 Joined: 3-June 05 From: Athens, Greece Member No.: 1 Zodiac Sign:  Gender: |
go for it ...
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2 Jul 2007, 03:09 PM
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Visitor #30000  Group: Private Members Posts: 1168 Joined: 17-February 06 Member No.: 1159 Gender: |
Δυστυχώς δεν υπάρχει ακριβής αντιστοίχιση στην γλώσσα .............
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4 Jul 2007, 04:07 PM
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10 Jul 2007, 03:49 PM
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 Lifetime commited  Group: Elite Members Posts: 1981 Joined: 9-December 06 From: Σε δικο μου Σύμπαν Member No.: 3623 Zodiac Sign:  Gender: |
 
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16 Jul 2007, 10:03 AM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 195 Joined: 8-October 05 From: Beautiful Sydney, Australia Member No.: 455 Zodiac Sign: Gender: |
This one is for everyone who...
a) Had kids  Has kidsc) Is going to have kids d) Knows a kid e) Was a kid I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers," pretending to eat them. I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face. I said, "What's wrong, honey?" She replied, "What happened to my snot??? -------------------- "The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity" - Yeats |
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16 Jul 2007, 02:31 PM
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Lifetime commited Group: Elite Members Posts: 1981 Joined: 9-December 06 From: Σε δικο μου Σύμπαν Member No.: 3623 Zodiac Sign: Gender: |
 with the children all the adults rise their hands   she got you..... 
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