 Son Of A Birch Or Son Of A Beech, An American Joke about the Birds and the Trees. |
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| Son Of A Birch Or Son Of A Beech, An American Joke about the Birds and the Trees. |
 29 Aug 2007, 12:31 AM
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One day a Birch tree and a Beech tree were sitting in the forest as they always did side by side. Mr.Birch looked down at his base and noticed a small tree in between him and Mr. Beech. So he asked Mr. Beech if the tree was a son of a birch or the son of a beech. Mr. Beech said, "I do not know if that is a son of a birch or a son of a beech. Just then a woodpecker landed on the small tree in between them." So Mr. Beech asked the woodpecker, "Is the tree you're on a son of a birch or a son of a beech?" The woodpecker replied, "Neither!" So Mr. Birch asked the woodpecker, "Then what is it?" The woodpecker said, "Well, if you don't mind my saying so, it's the finest piece of ash I've ever stuck my pecker in!" [/JOKE] whadaya think? -------------------- ---=== Do you know why I beat my head against walls sometimes? It's because it feels soooooo good when I stop! ===--
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29 Aug 2007, 12:37 AM
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30 Aug 2007, 02:51 PM
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31 Aug 2007, 06:51 PM
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If you didn't get why the joke was funny, it's supposed to be similar to the saying "finest piece of a-s" which means best sex I've ever had.
in the joke it was changed to "piece of ash" for comedic effect, to keep in line with the whole tree motif. the Birch and Beech were chosen to make it sound like son of a bit-h, which makes it all the more funny. you could change the trees to Elm Oak and leave Ash the same and it would still be funny. -------------------- ---=== Do you know why I beat my head against walls sometimes? It's because it feels soooooo good when I stop! ===--
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1 Sep 2007, 03:35 AM
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