26 May 2025 - 22:55Ladygorb
Posted by , 6 Oct 2005, 12:24 AM
A PINK of all times
Ok. I hate pink. I think it makes women too easy to catch. Men are automatically gay in pink. I could never get into a pink car. When i was 5, in kiddengarden, all small boys wore light blue and all small girls wore pink. I hated girls for that at those times.
Why am i writing this ? well, i just happened to read LadyGorb ' BLOG. Amazing. Fantastic. A breathing essay !
It is very hard for me to convince - "persuade" or blackmail or even threaten by a gun - members to write their BLOG. I know why. It is more than an essay. If you leave yourself travel in a simple post you will feel naked towards all those strangers... but after this nudity, heaven awaits you. Peace of mind too ( at least for a while 
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Well, after reading the BLOG i was begging her start, i promised to write down at least a part of mine in the color i hate the most, pink. Becase ? Well, i have told this before. There are certain ideas that fulfill my vision. Free forum. Free expression. Power of Unite.
Anyway, i get too carried away right now... and all this for herself opening up ? I mean, this is really not balanced. She gets her personal slave, i write on this st*pid color, she even got - finaly - the color she wanted.
Unfair. But i have her punishment, rest assured. 
LadyGorb, female Pink Panther, we keep your color as a hostage. If you want your favorite color to stay alive in your member profile, you must give as ransom if not a daily AT LEAST a regular post in your BLOG. You have talent on this ( i knew it, i always do 
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So, don't call the cops. The color of yours will die. Also please keep sending parts of the payment. For every two or more days that you do not fill your BLOG, we will be cutting OFF a PINK LETTER of your profile... Do you want to see yourself like before ? Play it nicely and we will get along just fine ;)
Comments
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NickTheGreek, 6 Oct 2005, 12:29 AM
ladygorb, 6 Oct 2005, 01:46 PM
I can live with those terms ... they are fair ... I always have something to ramble on about. I've lived a lot of life and have lots of stories.
I do want to appologize for you having to to deal with the whole pink issue ... being traumatized by pink dresses when you were small ... must have been pretty hard to deal with ... awww *HUGS* ... however maybe I can change your opinion ... there must be some things that you love that are pink ... come on Nick my man ... think about this ... most every hetro male that I know tends to adore little bits of pink peeping through when it comes to a lady.
Try getting that out of your mind the next time you start telling yourself how much you hate pink. Oh yes I did go there! The Pink Panther strikes again female style!!! Ppppuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrr 
Panthers pounce ... I do so love to pounce!!! OOooo and I get to growl and purrr and even roar when I'm feeling all kinds of crazy ... look out, you are all in trouble now!!! Ooooo I can even lick! Just gets better and better! Have to watch me close though ... panthers are stealth and extremely playful ... be very very careful or I will pounce and have me a new toy.
Now for the dare - yes I am well aware that for my coworker it may be a win/win situation ... the dog that he is ... but if all I have to do is show a little skin for a week and get a slave in return ... its worth the trouble ... yes I am selling myself out ... the poor man has been trying for 10 years to to get a peek at me ... I think he's due. As for you all ... please just try to deal with it, if not please like I said close your eyes.
As for the missing pics ... I took them down when I posted the sis in laws pic ... I was in a mood. I'll put them back up ... the daughter says they are scandalous though ... I didn't think so ... sheesh .. pics of me drunk and just waking up ... not exactly my best moments.
Once again Nick ... I truly appreciate the pink ... thank you ... and I'll be real good and do as your ransom demands. I need to go lick my pink fur now
