Who Walks The Squirrel?

A very unfortunate event here today. I walked out to my car to be faced with a squirrel lying belly up on my side walk. He was perfectly in tact, lying on his back like he was sleeping. He had the misfortune of doing this AFTER the garbage man came, so he could sleep his endless sleep at the dump a few miles away.
So now what do I do with this flea infested fly trap? I swear he looks like a big joke some one left there perfectly arranged. We are not supposed to bury animals on our properties. I know of a few people when excavating will be surprized with a few horses, and a few goats( the goats a contribution to the eco system, although it still makes me wonder why he buried them on his father- in - laws property.
My daughter's friend was told there is a team, GOT that TEAM, of horses buried somewhere on her parents place. I think the story was the milkmans horses all died at once, so they just buried them where they were. Nice surprize.
But still this rodent is sitting on my side walk looking like he's just taking a nap. His fleas are running around saying something about a sinking ship. He looks like he just fell out of the tree. Must have been scared off by those freaking Keebler Elves.
Well RIP Rockey, where ever you are. Oh wait still on the walk. Will somebody please take the squirrel for a walk?
PS: The squirrel managed to "move " several times but always mysteriously landing back in his original impact with the concrete. I was getting unnerved by him. So I was about to offer a bounty on the squirrels final resting place. I was going to ask the daughter's boy friend when I found out they were sitting in his car a few feet away. Their afternoon pass time watching the people passing the squirrel. Some crossed the street to avoid him. Well later when I presented the bounty, my industrious 24 year old grabbed a plactic bag and proceeded to send him off to his final resting place. After the garbage man came the next morning, every one was asked, did you see him? Is he really gone? Now I had shared this with a close friend. I went to ship his birthday gift and found a card cut out in the shape of the squirrel on the front. In side it just said "GO NUTS" and so I sent him the card with Happy Birthday wishes and one last message. "I found a way to get rid of the squirrel, happy birthday". He laughed so hard he dropped the card!!! But it worked!!!