On The Lighter Side, Yes I Lost 100 Pounds

I have had a theory on weight and weight loss for a long time. It's a planetary thing. See it's like this, there are so many Chinese, and Indians(not the native American kind) and so many less of the rest of us, that we have to carry more weight to balance out the planet. If we suddenly all loose weight here in The US, we are liable to throw the planet off balance, and go hurling off into the universe. Or crash into Mars which ever suits your purpose, and makes you laugh.
My second theory is for every one who looses weight someone has to gain it. So right now I am about a hundred pounds shy, and I do not know the reciever of such good fortune. I'll send them some skin to go with it so their's doesn't have to strech so much. No it is not from my condition, and I lost it slow. Twenty pounds here, and 20 pounds there. There was also another 50 I lost before my husband died as well, and that was from stopping taking prednisone, a very bad drug.
How did I loose all this? Well first, my husband died. No it wasn't from missing him. It was more like him not bugging me all the time. Do you know how much it bugged him my loosing the first fifty? I stopped eating everything I was allergic to and the weight just fell off, and he was all up set, someone might steal me away from him. The rest came with no one being home on a regular basis and not having a reason to cook. My daughter was big on cooking with her boy friend, but then she beat me up and left home. Yes her hostilities blaming me for her father's death(do not even ask she is mentally ill in my opinion). Then the boys are rarely home so who needs to cook? Well I have been excited over the last 40 pounds, but then my clothes are falling off.
I also have a theory that it is always, reguardless of what they say, better to have that extra weight, because in times of famine, we will out last everyone. And in times like this with sickness, we will still out last every one!!! Now I only need to know if only one person gets all my lost weight OR is it evenly distributed. Not used to this side, but it sets my doctor to laughing and he can always use a good laugh. This all relates to Einstein's theory of relativity, your relatives will always make you eat to much.