Lizards!

OK .. now I know its not the lizards fault they look all lizardy like. But why oh why do they have to flaunt their lizard selfs around me. I am terrified of them, and I think they have gatherings to plan sneak attacks on me.

Here I am sitting at work, doing my job at my work station and I turn around to say something to one of my co-workers and what do I see but a huge giant godzilla like lizard standing not more than 3 feet from me, looking at me, smiling, and I swear he snickered at me! I hate hate hate snickering lizards! OK so he was only maybe 3 inches long but when he snickered it made him look like godzilla. So what do I do, I scream so loud that I didn't even realize I was the one that screamed. I jumped up an onto my desk so fast that I didn't even know I was there until I looked down and saw I wasn't sitting in my chair. I am such a girly girl. All the guys I work with looked just as scared as I was because they had no idea why I was screaming, then one of the brave ones, my hero of the day David saved me, he saw the lizard, let the guys know so they all calmed down, and he snatched the wretched beast up and took it outside to the garden.

You know if I wanted to work with nature I would have been a forest ranger, or a zookeeper, I did not choose these professions because I do not like wretched beasts.

OK there you go, now you know my dirty little secret, I am a confessed Lizard hater ... they are just snakes with legs (We will not even mention the feelings I have for snakes) However ... I think I should change my confession ... I am not just a lizard hater ... I am a reptile hater! Eeeewwwwwww!!!!