You Are A Greek If.... Options

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[title]You are definitely a Greek if: [/title]



a.. you can distinguish between kefalotiri and kefalograviera


b.. you can spell kefalograviera


c.. you are an adult and you are forced to be with your family at
>midnight
on new years eve


d.. your grandmother (mother/aunt) has a miracle cure for everything


e.. your mother (father) still feels the need to tell you, "katse kala"
>in
public


f.. you have ever been hit with a pandofla


g.. you can dance kalamatiano, tsamiko, zebekiko without music


h.. at every point in your life were not talking to at least one family
member


i.. you must name your children after your in-laws


j.. you have at least 5 Maria's and 9 Dimitri's in your family as a
>result
of the above


k.. you have ever heard the phrase : "Sto leo yia to kalo sou"


l.. you have a bottle of OUZO in your house right now


m.. you know what a komboloi is


n.. you know how to work a komboloi


o.. you have been threatened to be eaten by the baboola/yero/pontiki when
you were little


p.. someone in your family owns any type of restaurant


q.. your family inheritance includes olive trees


r.. you can't understand why McDonald's rejected your idea for the
"McFeta" sandwich


And the final test: You can easily understand the following expressions:


a.. Are you working me ?


b.. You changed my lights


c.. I did her from hand


d.. Welcome my eyes the two


e.. I've played them !


f.. I made her lottery !


g.. I stayed bone !


h.. I saw the Christ soldier


i.. It happened the come to see


j.. Like the unfair curse


k.. Something's running down to the gypsies


l.. It didn't sit on us


m.. He gives her to me


n.. It breaks her to me


o.. You owe me your horns


p.. Who pays the bride ?


q.. I don't know Christ


r.. He doesn't understand Christ


s.. Your mind and a pound and the painter's brush


t.. It rains chair legs


u.. I don't have face to come out in society


v.. How from here morning morning ?


w.. I don't know my blindness


x.. I see it pale


y.. This is dewatered !


z.. You are for the festivals


aa.. I don't chew


ab.. Does the goat chew taramas ?


ac.. Slow the cabbages !


ad.. Catch the egg and mow it


ae.. Are we gluing coffee pots ?


af.. Marrows drums !


ag.. Marrows with the oregano


ah.. I made them salad - I made them sea


ai.. We became robes - Robe unbuttoned !


aj.. He ate bunch


ak.. I throw you to the ears


al.. sh** high and gaze !


am.. Milk rabbits and mow turtles


an.. Holy Mary's eyes


ao.. I take them to the skull


ap.. Whatever you remember you are glad


aq.. Are you asking and the change from over ?


ar.. We confused our thighs


as.. He farted me


at.. Of the gay


au.. She's taking him


av.. The bad your weather !


aw.. With this side to sleep


ax.. Your eye the cross-eyed !


ay.. I am dog bored


az.. We did black eyes to see you


ba.. Like the snooooows !


bb.. He made us the three two


bc.. I took my three


bd.. You are a shopping


be.. sh** and fromshit


bf.. At the end they shave the groom


bg.. To say the figs figs and the tub tub !


bh.. You reckon without the hotel owner


bi.. The madness doesn't go to the mountains


bj.. Better your eye goes out than the name


bk.. Will I take out the snake from the hole ?


bl.. He sleeps with the hens


bm.. He stuck me to the wall


bn.. I'm sitting on ignited coals