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> Son Of A Birch Or Son Of A Beech, An American Joke about the Birds and the Trees.
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post 29 Aug 2007, 12:31 AM
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[JOKE]
One day a Birch tree and a Beech tree were sitting in the forest as they always did side by side. Mr.Birch looked down at his base and noticed a small tree in between him and Mr. Beech.

So he asked Mr. Beech if the tree was a son of a birch or the son of a beech.

Mr. Beech said, "I do not know if that is a son of a birch or a son of a beech. Just then a woodpecker landed on the small tree in between them."

So Mr. Beech asked the woodpecker, "Is the tree you're on a son of a birch or a son of a beech?"

The woodpecker replied, "Neither!"

So Mr. Birch asked the woodpecker, "Then what is it?"

The woodpecker said, "Well, if you don't mind my saying so, it's the finest piece of ash I've ever stuck my pecker in!"
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whadaya think?


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