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20 Mar 2006, 12:09 AM
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Administrator Group: Admin Posts: 111533 Joined: 3-June 05 From: Athens, Greece Member No.: 1 Zodiac Sign: Gender: |
[title]You are definitely a Greek if: [/title]
a.. you can distinguish between kefalotiri and kefalograviera b.. you can spell kefalograviera c.. you are an adult and you are forced to be with your family at >midnight on new years eve d.. your grandmother (mother/aunt) has a miracle cure for everything e.. your mother (father) still feels the need to tell you, "katse kala" >in public f.. you have ever been hit with a pandofla g.. you can dance kalamatiano, tsamiko, zebekiko without music h.. at every point in your life were not talking to at least one family member i.. you must name your children after your in-laws j.. you have at least 5 Maria's and 9 Dimitri's in your family as a >result of the above k.. you have ever heard the phrase : "Sto leo yia to kalo sou" l.. you have a bottle of OUZO in your house right now m.. you know what a komboloi is n.. you know how to work a komboloi o.. you have been threatened to be eaten by the baboola/yero/pontiki when you were little p.. someone in your family owns any type of restaurant q.. your family inheritance includes olive trees r.. you can't understand why McDonald's rejected your idea for the "McFeta" sandwich And the final test: You can easily understand the following expressions: a.. Are you working me ? b.. You changed my lights c.. I did her from hand d.. Welcome my eyes the two e.. I've played them ! f.. I made her lottery ! g.. I stayed bone ! h.. I saw the Christ soldier i.. It happened the come to see j.. Like the unfair curse k.. Something's running down to the gypsies l.. It didn't sit on us m.. He gives her to me n.. It breaks her to me o.. You owe me your horns p.. Who pays the bride ? q.. I don't know Christ r.. He doesn't understand Christ s.. Your mind and a pound and the painter's brush t.. It rains chair legs u.. I don't have face to come out in society v.. How from here morning morning ? w.. I don't know my blindness x.. I see it pale y.. This is dewatered ! z.. You are for the festivals aa.. I don't chew ab.. Does the goat chew taramas ? ac.. Slow the cabbages ! ad.. Catch the egg and mow it ae.. Are we gluing coffee pots ? af.. Marrows drums ! ag.. Marrows with the oregano ah.. I made them salad - I made them sea ai.. We became robes - Robe unbuttoned ! aj.. He ate bunch ak.. I throw you to the ears al.. sh** high and gaze ! am.. Milk rabbits and mow turtles an.. Holy Mary's eyes ao.. I take them to the skull ap.. Whatever you remember you are glad aq.. Are you asking and the change from over ? ar.. We confused our thighs as.. He farted me at.. Of the gay au.. She's taking him av.. The bad your weather ! aw.. With this side to sleep ax.. Your eye the cross-eyed ! ay.. I am dog bored az.. We did black eyes to see you ba.. Like the snooooows ! bb.. He made us the three two bc.. I took my three bd.. You are a shopping be.. sh** and fromshit bf.. At the end they shave the groom bg.. To say the figs figs and the tub tub ! bh.. You reckon without the hotel owner bi.. The madness doesn't go to the mountains bj.. Better your eye goes out than the name bk.. Will I take out the snake from the hole ? bl.. He sleeps with the hens bm.. He stuck me to the wall bn.. I'm sitting on ignited coals -------------------- |
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20 Mar 2006, 06:35 PM
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Music Moderator Group: Elite Members Posts: 1564 Joined: 14-October 05 From: The Edge Of The Deep Green Sea Member No.: 492 Zodiac Sign: Gender: |
To say the figs figs and the tub tub, this is a very nice post
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20 Mar 2006, 09:45 PM
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Fair Player Group: Members Posts: 697 Joined: 23-January 06 From: crete Member No.: 996 Gender: |
QUOTE l.. you have a bottle of OUZO in your house right now Ξεχασες τη ρακιιιιιιιιιι!!!!!!!! Οι εκφρασεις ολα τα λεφτα! Και σε εικονα ορισμενα απο αυτα! This post has been edited by mak: 21 Dec 2006, 07:05 PM |
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20 Mar 2006, 10:10 PM
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No comments Group: Admin Posts: 31641 Joined: 8-July 05 Member No.: 121 Zodiac Sign: Gender: |
NO greeklish ! forbidden by the Rules, take a moment to read them HERE because you risk suspension of your account
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20 Dec 2006, 02:46 PM
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Lifetime commited Group: Elite Members Posts: 1981 Joined: 9-December 06 From: Σε δικο μου Σύμπαν Member No.: 3623 Zodiac Sign: Gender: |
Moreover, you are undoubtedly Greek if you have a frappe:
before you leave from your house when you arrive at your job after your lunch when you have guests at your home before leave your guests after your guests have left and before you go to bed........ -------------------- |
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18 Jul 2011, 08:59 AM
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YourForum Astrologer Group: Platinum Members Posts: 12781 Joined: 16-February 06 Member No.: 1148 Zodiac Sign: Gender: |
τωρα το ειδα αυτο... πλακα εχει...!
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18 Jul 2011, 09:00 AM
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YourForum Astrologer Group: Platinum Members Posts: 12781 Joined: 16-February 06 Member No.: 1148 Zodiac Sign: Gender: |
Moreover, you are undoubtedly Greek if you have a frappe: before you leave from your house when you arrive at your job after your lunch when you have guests at your home before leave your guests after your guests have left and before you go to bed........ μηπως περιγραφεις τον εαυτουλη σου sis... -------------------- |
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