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post 29 Jun 2005, 10:02 AM
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The following contains advice for the Greek "Kamaki" (free translation=harpoon.) A "kamaki" is a musky Greek stud who spends most of his free time seducing tourists. GERMAN TOURIST
YOU WILL FIND HER: in Crete
YOU WILL RECOGNIZE HER: from her armpit hairs
YOU WILL APPROACH HER: by offering to spread sun-block lotion on her back so that her sensitive white skin doesn’t burn.
ADVICE: If you spend too much time talking her up, she will treat you like her older brother and ask you to introduce her to a friend of yours in order to get laid

SWEDISH TOURIST
YOU WILL FIND HER: on Rhodes
YOU WILL RECOGNIZE HER: from the hair on her legs which will hardly be visible because it’s blond.
YOU WILL APPROACH HER: With philosophical gibberrish. Say whatever you feel like saying as long as you keep a sophisticated look. After all, they are blondes and will fall for it.
ADVICE: Show her your intentions from go. Otherwise, her vacation will end and she will leave the country without getting laid.

FRENCH TOURIST
YOU WILL FIND HER: on Santorini
YOU WILL RECOGNIZE HER: From the designer label clothes and the CHRISTIAN DIOR bikini.
YOU WILL APPROACH HER: Definitely well-dressed and holding the “Le Monde”. Make a point of showing your preference of French products, by offering her a GAULOISES BLONDES cigarette.
ADVICE: Avoid showing her how much of a schmuck you are. Take her to an expensive Restaurant for dinner. You will enslave her!

ENGLISH TOURIST
YOU WILL FIND HER: on Corfu
YOU WILL RECOGNIZE HER: from the tons of beer she’ll have consumed at the Cavos pubs.
YOU WILL APPROACH HER: unshaven, with messy hair, a white t-shirt, jean and holding a beer.
ADVICE: don’t spend too much time chatting her up because you’ll end up going home wasted from all the beer consumption and you’ll have accomplished absolutely NOTHING.

GREEK TOURIST
YOU WILL FIND HER: EVERYWHERE!!!
YOU WILL RECOGNIZE HER: Sunbathing topless on the beach in order to attract attention (may tourists = a lot of competition).
YOU WILL APPROACH HER: With the best swollen item on you. Your wallet!!!
ADVICE: Make it understood that you prefer women …MADE IN GREECE!!!

GAY
YOU WILL FIND THEM: on Mykonos
YOU WILL RECOGNIZE THEM: As soon as you get there
YOU WILL APPROACH THEM: Effortlessly. They’ll beat you to it and approach you first
ADVICE: If you are SO unappealing that not one gay tourist hits on you, stroll over to PIERRO' S club and ask the DJ to play "I WANT YOU LIKE CRAZY" so you can dance on the bar. For what it’s worth, someone is bound to catch on!!!



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post 29 Jun 2005, 12:32 PM
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...interesting point of view default.biggrin.gif
Do we have any hint about Spanish or Canadian women?


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post 30 Jun 2005, 12:54 PM
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I will try to get information about your request sidis but we could get info for Bulgarian lasses from Nick!


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post 30 Jun 2005, 11:12 PM
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You know i am not the KAMAKI guy ...


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post 1 Jul 2005, 09:47 AM
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I am quite sure that at a point you have passed from the KAMAKI situation!
Have you not?

I would also would like to see mindle's story written down!
Go on mindle!


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post 14 Jul 2005, 09:14 AM
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I want to see advices for kamaki for women!

Can you post some Hlias_gr??

Or can anybody else post them?


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post 14 Jul 2005, 11:52 AM
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Kleopatra can write down advices for kamaki for women.

Dont you have some advices to give?
What do women like to see on a man? What do they notice?


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post 14 Jul 2005, 12:35 PM
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Me? Howcome?
Give them a strong look, smile and wear sexy clothes!...
You know!
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post 15 Jul 2005, 01:23 PM
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I agree! And I should add that the boobies should be a bit out!


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Maybe you all women should go out with no bloody clothes on! default.tongue.gif


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and what about South African women hlias? default.wink.gif
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And American women?


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Hlias What you are a profesor on kamaki?


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