Arcade

Hey Nick, do you by chance have a copy of the tube mod?

Windows Onecare Live

Don’t have the time or technical expertise to secure and manage a computer on a daily basis? Windows OneCare is a comprehensive PC health service that helps make your PC experience hassle-free.

Are you tired of spending time trying to protect and maintain your computer? Are you worried that you’re still not doing everything you should to keep it safe and running at optimal performance? If your answer is "Yes," then Windows OneCare is for you. Windows OneCare is a comprehensive PC health service that goes beyond security to take an integrated approach to help protect and care for your computer.

Comprehensive, integrated, automatic computer health service
The Windows OneCare health meter gives you a clear, continuous indication of your computer's overall level of protection and performance. If Windows OneCare detects anything that you can do to improve the health of your computer, the service will automatically show you what action to take and give you a one-click solution.
Antivirus and Firewall help protect your computer from viruses, worms, Trojan horses, hackers, and other threats.
With a click of the mouse, you can directly scan individual files and folders for viruses. You can even check attachments that you receive through MSN Messenger for viruses or worms.
Trustworthy, reliable Backup and Restore
Windows OneCare Backup allows you to copy your important files and settings to CDs, DVDs, or to an external hard disk. Regular backups can help you protect your important data from loss due to accidental deletion, viruses, or hardware or software failure.
If you use an external hard disk drive, you can configure Windows OneCare to perform an automatic backup of your important data as part of your regular Tune-up.
Automated Tune-up for increased performance
Tune-up takes care of routine maintenance and helps improve your computer's performance. This automated service performs the following functions:


Automatically scans your computer for viruses.
Defragments your hard disk to help improve computer efficiency.
Removes unnecessary files from your computer to increase available hard disk space.
Helps make sure that important security updates from Microsoft are installed efficiently and on time.
Checks for changes to your important files as well as new files, then sends you a reminder when it's time to run Backup.
Automatically backs up your files for you if you use an external hard disk drive.
Continual updates provide you with the latest technology
Windows OneCare updates itself automatically to counteract new viruses and other threats, and also works with Microsoft Update to help ensure that your computer is up-to-date with the latest critical security updates from Microsoft.
Windows OneCare continually updates its firewall policy to keep ahead of hackers and make sure that your legitimate programs have the Internet access they need.
Windows OneCare provides continuous feature updates to subscribers, providing you with the latest technologies to help protect you from emerging threats. If you're worried about a new virus or other threat, you can check for updates yourself with a single click.

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*Note* I'm a tester for this. If they pick you, you get a free 1 year subscription.

Linux Downloads

This site has all kinds of Linux distro's but the down side is that they are free but unsupported. What this means is yes it's free but go find your own drivers for it. If you have a motherboard with a via chipset, you're probably okay but I've found that even Mandrake 10.0 didn't have video drivers. Anyway, Get your Linux on here.

Linux Mandrake 10.1

· Linux Kernel 2.6.8 (and various fixes from 2.6.9rc)
· Xorg 6.7.0
· KDE 3.2.3
· GNOME 2.6
· Glibc 2.3.3, GCC 3.4.1
· Apache 2.0.50, PHP 4.3.8
· MySQL 4.0.18, Samba 3.0.6
· Mozilla 1.7.2, GIMP 2.0.4
· OpenOffice.org 1.1.3

Oter features:

· Mstly automated installation procedure
· On the desktop: Mandrakegalaxy II, and MagicDev
· Improved configuration, extended hardware support
· Simplified system maintenance
· All the best Office & Internet applications
· Multimedia and games
· Servers, Internet and Intranet services
· Easy Printing with CUPS
· Top-level Security
· Everything for Development
· Available in more than 60 languages
· Supported hardware
· All available packages
· Prices and ordering

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Bubblegirl

Okay this isn't exactly a joke, but if you're bored, go here http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/bubblegirl.html and play with that for a while.

TOP 10 THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP AND HAD A ****** FOR A DAY:

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do a split.

7. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

6. Get picked up in a bar in less that 10 minutes

5. Have consecutive multiple 0rgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

4. Go to the gyno and ask to have the examination recorded on video.

3. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts, too.

2. Actually catch a buzz off 1 wine cooler.

And the # 1 thing a man would do is:

1. Finally find that damn G-spot.