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Wine Tasting Incident

plus.drunk.gif My little sis-in-law, Lawana (she is the one coming with me to Europe in May) loves the wine. About 3 weeks ago she went up to Northern California to wine country for a wine tasting weekend at all the wineries up there and brought back 3 cases of different types of wine. She brought me back a couple bottles of my favorites.

So here she is with 3 cases of wine, and since I am the only other relative that she has that loves wine almost as much as she does, we partied it up this last weekend. We did our own wine tasting and we cooked delicious appetizers and we sat around and giggled quite a bit. I couldn't feel my face after a few hours of this tasting, and then we started making a real mess of her kitchen cooking. Hard to be creative when you can't feel your face or stand up straight, not to mention your vision starts playing tricks on you. default.tongue.gif

Anyways .. while we were doing this tasting, one of our nieces came over (Celia), Shannon (Centric) was already there. It turned into quite the party. People kept showing up. I'm not quite sure, but I think we called all these people in our drunken stupors.

So around 10PM I decide I need something from my car. So I go wandering outside to my car, as I am walking out I notice a man across the street. I pay no attention and start to unlock my car. From right behind me I hear "Give me a hug, doll" ... I turn around and this man is standing there with a trench coat on, a baseball cap, glasses and he was clean shaven. I backed up against my car and said "GO AWAY" ... he said "Don't be like that" and reached for me ... as he reached for me ... I kneed him in his nuts (balls, huevos, whatever you call them) ... he fell to the ground ... he muttered Aunt Pam .... I was so scared but when I heard him say Aunt Pam I looked closer and found that it was my nieces (Celia) husband Brandon. Last time I had seen him, he had a beard and did not wear glasses and I never saw him wear a hat. So when he approached me I did not recognize him and I did him in! I feel so bad ... I am sooooo sorry Brandon.

Anyways I ran inside got him some ice, came back out and hugged him until he felt good enough to walk again. We laughed about it later, but my god I had no idea I was soooo mean. So we went inside and he went up to Celia and told her, "Hon, I will never ever worry about your safety when you go anywhere with your Aunt Pam ... She definitley knows how to take care of herself"

So there you go ... now you all know how mean I am too!!!

Paminator!!!

by: nickpar on 10 Nov 2005, 06:45 PM

ououou ! tough Mom ! the antiNUT protection... !

by: Sabbattack on 11 Nov 2005, 09:53 AM

yeowch!!!!!! That hurt all the way to Greece!!

I understand a bit your reaction, when we're drunk we don't think straight, much less remember faces!

by: ladygorb on 12 Nov 2005, 07:15 AM

ROFL Antinut ... I like that, but we will keep that name here in the forum, my nieces and nephews have fun enough coming up with new names for me. I refuse to encourage them.

And King sir, I am so sorry I didn't mean to hit Greece I was aiming for the Turkey default.tongue.gif

Once again! I am soooooo sorry Brandon! I feel so bad about that.

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