Kamaki Advices (funny) |
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Kamaki Advices (funny) |
29 Jun 2005, 10:02 AM
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ex - Member Staff Group: Platinum Members Posts: 8117 Joined: 3-June 05 From: Athens, Greece Member No.: 5 Zodiac Sign: Gender: |
The following contains advice for the Greek "Kamaki" (free translation=harpoon.) A "kamaki" is a musky Greek stud who spends most of his free time seducing tourists. GERMAN TOURIST
YOU WILL FIND HER: in Crete YOU WILL RECOGNIZE HER: from her armpit hairs YOU WILL APPROACH HER: by offering to spread sun-block lotion on her back so that her sensitive white skin doesn’t burn. ADVICE: If you spend too much time talking her up, she will treat you like her older brother and ask you to introduce her to a friend of yours in order to get laid SWEDISH TOURIST YOU WILL FIND HER: on Rhodes YOU WILL RECOGNIZE HER: from the hair on her legs which will hardly be visible because it’s blond. YOU WILL APPROACH HER: With philosophical gibberrish. Say whatever you feel like saying as long as you keep a sophisticated look. After all, they are blondes and will fall for it. ADVICE: Show her your intentions from go. Otherwise, her vacation will end and she will leave the country without getting laid. FRENCH TOURIST YOU WILL FIND HER: on Santorini YOU WILL RECOGNIZE HER: From the designer label clothes and the CHRISTIAN DIOR bikini. YOU WILL APPROACH HER: Definitely well-dressed and holding the “Le Monde”. Make a point of showing your preference of French products, by offering her a GAULOISES BLONDES cigarette. ADVICE: Avoid showing her how much of a schmuck you are. Take her to an expensive Restaurant for dinner. You will enslave her! ENGLISH TOURIST YOU WILL FIND HER: on Corfu YOU WILL RECOGNIZE HER: from the tons of beer she’ll have consumed at the Cavos pubs. YOU WILL APPROACH HER: unshaven, with messy hair, a white t-shirt, jean and holding a beer. ADVICE: don’t spend too much time chatting her up because you’ll end up going home wasted from all the beer consumption and you’ll have accomplished absolutely NOTHING. GREEK TOURIST YOU WILL FIND HER: EVERYWHERE!!! YOU WILL RECOGNIZE HER: Sunbathing topless on the beach in order to attract attention (may tourists = a lot of competition). YOU WILL APPROACH HER: With the best swollen item on you. Your wallet!!! ADVICE: Make it understood that you prefer women …MADE IN GREECE!!! GAY YOU WILL FIND THEM: on Mykonos YOU WILL RECOGNIZE THEM: As soon as you get there YOU WILL APPROACH THEM: Effortlessly. They’ll beat you to it and approach you first ADVICE: If you are SO unappealing that not one gay tourist hits on you, stroll over to PIERRO' S club and ask the DJ to play "I WANT YOU LIKE CRAZY" so you can dance on the bar. For what it’s worth, someone is bound to catch on!!! Make your comment if you think else, or you want to add something! -------------------- |
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29 Jun 2005, 12:32 PM
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yourforum addicted Group: Private Members Posts: 373 Joined: 7-June 05 From: Egaleo Member No.: 23 Zodiac Sign: Gender: |
...interesting point of view
Do we have any hint about Spanish or Canadian women? -------------------- |
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30 Jun 2005, 12:54 PM
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ex - Member Staff Group: Platinum Members Posts: 8117 Joined: 3-June 05 From: Athens, Greece Member No.: 5 Zodiac Sign: Gender: |
I will try to get information about your request sidis but we could get info for Bulgarian lasses from Nick!
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30 Jun 2005, 11:12 PM
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Administrator Group: Admin Posts: 111561 Joined: 3-June 05 From: Athens, Greece Member No.: 1 Zodiac Sign: Gender: |
You know i am not the KAMAKI guy ...
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1 Jul 2005, 09:47 AM
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ex - Member Staff Group: Platinum Members Posts: 8117 Joined: 3-June 05 From: Athens, Greece Member No.: 5 Zodiac Sign: Gender: |
I am quite sure that at a point you have passed from the KAMAKI situation!
Have you not? I would also would like to see mindle's story written down! Go on mindle! -------------------- |
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14 Jul 2005, 09:14 AM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 173 Joined: 13-July 05 Member No.: 129 |
I want to see advices for kamaki for women!
Can you post some Hlias_gr?? Or can anybody else post them? -------------------- |
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14 Jul 2005, 11:52 AM
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ex - Member Staff Group: Platinum Members Posts: 8117 Joined: 3-June 05 From: Athens, Greece Member No.: 5 Zodiac Sign: Gender: |
Kleopatra can write down advices for kamaki for women.
Dont you have some advices to give? What do women like to see on a man? What do they notice? -------------------- |
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14 Jul 2005, 12:35 PM
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Regular Member Group: Banned Posts: 62 Joined: 7-July 05 Member No.: 117 Gender: |
Me? Howcome?
Give them a strong look, smile and wear sexy clothes!... You know! |
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15 Jul 2005, 01:23 PM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 173 Joined: 13-July 05 Member No.: 129 |
I agree! And I should add that the boobies should be a bit out!
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15 Jul 2005, 01:34 PM
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ex - Member Staff Group: Platinum Members Posts: 8117 Joined: 3-June 05 From: Athens, Greece Member No.: 5 Zodiac Sign: Gender: |
Maybe you all women should go out with no bloody clothes on!
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21 Sep 2005, 01:05 PM
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Newbie Group: Members Posts: 16 Joined: 19-September 05 Member No.: 352 Zodiac Sign: Gender: |
and what about South African women hlias?
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21 Sep 2005, 01:11 PM
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Pink Panther Group: Elite Members Posts: 1786 Joined: 9-August 05 From: Nuevo, California, USA Member No.: 165 Zodiac Sign: Gender: |
And American women?
-------------------- Look at me now, I am the green fairy! A.K.A. the Recipe Queen, do you know why ?
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21 Sep 2005, 01:31 PM
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Newbie Group: Members Posts: 16 Joined: 19-September 05 Member No.: 352 Zodiac Sign: Gender: |
u go girl
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5 Oct 2005, 12:29 PM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 41 Joined: 4-September 05 Member No.: 267 Zodiac Sign: |
Hlias What you are a profesor on kamaki?
-------------------- Bailen, Yales
Muevan, Suden Sientan el poder del reggaeton latino |
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10 Oct 2005, 12:05 PM
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ex - Member Staff Group: Platinum Members Posts: 8117 Joined: 3-June 05 From: Athens, Greece Member No.: 5 Zodiac Sign: Gender: |
I might be!
Ask and I promose that I shall respond to u! -------------------- |
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