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 21 Sep 2005, 06:51 PM
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 Forum junkie  Group: Private Members Posts: 552 Joined: 10-August 05 From: Sunny Southern California Member No.: 170 Zodiac Sign:  Gender:   |
Truth, you are telling me the truth that you are telling me a lie
 *head spinning*If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? -------------------- "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me."
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21 Sep 2005, 08:30 PM
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 Administrator  Group: Admin Posts: 118347 Joined: 3-June 05 From: Athens, Greece Member No.: 1 Zodiac Sign:  Gender:  |
Wi prowbabli wuldnt
Sex at dusk or sex at dawn ? --------------------    c:\ When the going gets tough, the tough get going ... |
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22 Sep 2005, 03:30 AM
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 Dr. Frank-N-Furter Group: Private Members Posts: 1042 Joined: 8-June 05 From: Behind your back... Member No.: 29 Zodiac Sign:  Gender: |
From Dusk Till Dawn!!
What makes *****(the hens, not the others  ) signal the coming of the new day? Do they have pocket watches under their wings?
-------------------- I'm so cool that when I go to sleep sheep count me...
We enter this world naked, screaming, and covered in blood...the fun doesn't have to end there... |
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22 Sep 2005, 10:37 PM
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Forum junkie Group: Private Members Posts: 552 Joined: 10-August 05 From: Sunny Southern California Member No.: 170 Zodiac Sign: Gender: |
I think they are selfish and when the sun starts coming up and wakes them up, they decide to make everyone and everything else suffer by waking them up too
Selfish little beasts If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? -------------------- "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me."
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2 Oct 2005, 10:47 PM
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 Pink Panther  Group: Elite Members Posts: 1786 Joined: 9-August 05 From: Nuevo, California, USA Member No.: 165 Zodiac Sign:  Gender: |
Sweetie ... Smurfs are cartoon characters they can't really be choked. Kind of like Santa Claus, remember we had this talk about real and make-believe.
*HUGS*How come only your fingers and toes get wrinkly in the shower and nothing else does? --------------------  Look at me now, I am the green fairy! A.K.A. the Recipe Queen, do you know why ?  |
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3 Oct 2005, 01:14 AM
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Dr. Frank-N-Furter Group: Private Members Posts: 1042 Joined: 8-June 05 From: Behind your back... Member No.: 29 Zodiac Sign: Gender: |
You haven't searched well enough!
  Why does an apple per day keep the doctor away? -------------------- I'm so cool that when I go to sleep sheep count me...
We enter this world naked, screaming, and covered in blood...the fun doesn't have to end there... |
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3 Oct 2005, 07:23 PM
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Pink Panther Group: Elite Members Posts: 1786 Joined: 9-August 05 From: Nuevo, California, USA Member No.: 165 Zodiac Sign: Gender: |
I'll happily search again
 OK ... now they would have you believe the only reason is because the apple provides fiber and antioxcidents that are all good for you. However, I think its also another conspiracy spread by the doctors so that they can spend more time on the golf course. #1 So, if hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose. #2 Of course, if hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over. So which is it? -------------------- Look at me now, I am the green fairy! A.K.A. the Recipe Queen, do you know why ? |
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4 Oct 2005, 04:36 PM
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Dr. Frank-N-Furter Group: Private Members Posts: 1042 Joined: 8-June 05 From: Behind your back... Member No.: 29 Zodiac Sign: Gender: |
This is so old that even my granny knows the answer, HOWEVER, as a true engineer i won't answer with the classic answer (i won't sleep with you till hell freezes over), i'm gonna go for the opposite one. Hell is a figment of your imagination. It does what we think of it. It's like asking how are you gonna reach the end of the rainbow faster. By car or on foot.
On another hand, why birds can't fly when you put salt on their tails?? -------------------- I'm so cool that when I go to sleep sheep count me...
We enter this world naked, screaming, and covered in blood...the fun doesn't have to end there... |
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5 Oct 2005, 08:55 PM
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Forum junkie Group: Private Members Posts: 552 Joined: 10-August 05 From: Sunny Southern California Member No.: 170 Zodiac Sign: Gender: |
Cuz it hurts when the feathers move. Like when a person gets chaffed
lolOn Gilligan's Island, if the professor could build a radio out of coconut, why couldn't he fix a hole in the boat? -------------------- "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me."
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5 Oct 2005, 11:27 PM
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Dr. Frank-N-Furter Group: Private Members Posts: 1042 Joined: 8-June 05 From: Behind your back... Member No.: 29 Zodiac Sign: Gender: |
Because by then he would have to miss all those gorgeous prohestoric babes!
 What's better (as in less bad)? Having no hands or no legs? (sorry for the grotesque question, i'm feeling macabre tonight) -------------------- I'm so cool that when I go to sleep sheep count me...
We enter this world naked, screaming, and covered in blood...the fun doesn't have to end there... |
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5 Oct 2005, 11:37 PM
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Forum junkie Group: Private Members Posts: 552 Joined: 10-August 05 From: Sunny Southern California Member No.: 170 Zodiac Sign: Gender: |
No Hands :tongue: I would hate to be short :tongue:
Why is it that when a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment, but when a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95/minute? -------------------- "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me."
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5 Oct 2005, 11:41 PM
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Dr. Frank-N-Furter Group: Private Members Posts: 1042 Joined: 8-June 05 From: Behind your back... Member No.: 29 Zodiac Sign: Gender: |
Because girls are more clever/evil, so they figure they'll get a bit more than 3.95...
Choose: The top or the bottom bunker(bunker beds, right?)? -------------------- I'm so cool that when I go to sleep sheep count me...
We enter this world naked, screaming, and covered in blood...the fun doesn't have to end there... |
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6 Oct 2005, 03:05 AM
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Forum junkie Group: Private Members Posts: 552 Joined: 10-August 05 From: Sunny Southern California Member No.: 170 Zodiac Sign: Gender: |
Bunk Beds
Hmmm GOOD question! Well, the top if you like to climb and you are sure you wont fall out of the bed. Bottom, if you are affraid of heights and roll alot in your sleep  I'm a top kinda girl myself  Why is Greenland icy? and Iceland green? -------------------- "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me."
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20 Oct 2005, 10:51 AM
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Pink Panther Group: Elite Members Posts: 1786 Joined: 9-August 05 From: Nuevo, California, USA Member No.: 165 Zodiac Sign: Gender: |
As far as I know there is no real reason ... it wasn't intentional ... however people like to believe it was some great military strategy or marketing ploy.
Why is the hair on the side of mens faces called sideburns? -------------------- Look at me now, I am the green fairy! A.K.A. the Recipe Queen, do you know why ? |
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24 Oct 2005, 04:10 PM
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Dr. Frank-N-Furter Group: Private Members Posts: 1042 Joined: 8-June 05 From: Behind your back... Member No.: 29 Zodiac Sign: Gender: |
Because they burn the sides of the cheeks of ladies by scrubbing them when they kiss.
 Spits or swallows? -------------------- I'm so cool that when I go to sleep sheep count me...
We enter this world naked, screaming, and covered in blood...the fun doesn't have to end there... |
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