Wayne Rooney's Defence Options

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F.I.F.A. - Disciplinary Council

Appeal Case 3521 - Wayne Rooney (England) r** Card vs Portugal
(01/07/06)

Please state below your reason for appeal against the disciplinary
action taken against you on the given date:

My Apeel by Wane Roony (age 19).

On Satdy Julie 1st I woz playin footy for Ingland aginst Porchergil in
Gelson Gelshi, Jerminy in the Werld Cup Cworter-finals. It woz ded hot
an norra lorra chancis had been made by harf time, tho Mr Erriksin sed
we woz doin sound like an if we just kept doin wot we'd dun then weed
win.

Anyway, the sekind arf started an David Bekkim ad to cum off, so he
started cryin cos he's a big soft suthin tart and he weres his mississ
nikkers an evrythin. After about an hour had gon an it woz still
nil-nil, I got the ball in midfield like and thees too derty
Portchergize gets cum flyin inter me, but the reff never give a fowl
(But he woz an Arjinteenian, so wot jer expect?).

I struggild ter get loooose an in the kofushiun I muster akserdently
stud on that Carvellios boli cobli testerkils but it woz an akserdint
and that's the onnist trooth cros me hart an ope to dye. I didn't no ide
dun it, I swer on me mam's life! An yer no wot all them forriniz is
like, thee start winjin if yer luk at them funny. Anyway, I'v ad werse
than that playin for Croccy Comp an I didn start cryin like Coleeen wen
the shops is shut. Them Porchegeeze is CHEETERS an a bunch of quegs an
all.

Necst thing that Cristyano Ronnaldoe (not the fat Brizilyan feller) -
hoose supposed to be me mate at Man Yernitid, is runnin to the reff an
grassin' me up and evrythink. An, of korse, with the reff been an Arjee
he just sends me off - burr I didn cry like that girl Bekkim, I walked
off like wot a mans supposed to do and Jayme Carrigers sayin "don wurry
Wane, lad we'll kik is leggs off for yer."

Anyway, thats worr happened and that's not one word of lie there lad,
onist, on me nans grave its troo. Downt believe wot the reff sez cos
heez a cheetin Arjee and orl them Porchergeeze is lyars - and that
Ronaldo's ded lad, I'm teelin yers that fer free. Are kids orlr**dy gone
down to is owse in wimslow and rote "GRASS" in ded big lettis on the
worls and me owl girl sez if she sees that Ronalodes ma in the Yernitid
Players Lownge she'll birst her.

So if yer take the kard away I'll be ded grateful and me da will get yis
a pint in next time youse is in the Cherry Tree on the Lanks.

Luv

Wane
XXX

[NickTheGreek]

innocent !